Black metal sucks - Lich King

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Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down
Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown
Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long
Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog

In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell
Making mommy mad, cause that's original
If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go
Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show

I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why?
Black metal sucks
Careful not to smear your makeup
You suck
goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed
Black metal sucks
Auuuuuuuuuugh What?
You suck

Blacke Foryst of Despayr, taking photos of the band
Put 'em up on myspace you're the envy of the land
Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate
When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake

The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound
Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound
Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract
From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act

I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?
Black metal sucks
You know what dude, you look like a schmuck
You suck
Singer sounds like a wounded duck
Black metal sucks
I'd rather listen to... us
You suck

You know how I know you look like a fool?
Lich King rules
We're the best band and we're super cool
We rule
Straight from the 80's and we're old school
Lich King rules
Running out of rhymes, so wading pool
Thrash is the rule

6 comentarios - Black metal sucks - Lich King

@Einheriar88 +1
DEberías escuchar una banda como Toxic Holocaust, o quizás leyendas del black, tales como Sodom, Venom, Celtic Frost o Destruction, que colaboraron en lo que fue la primera oleada de black.
@jhon_guti12 +4
Realmente, me gusta el Black Metal, sobre todo lo que fue la primera oleada de Black (Que eran bandas más Thrash, más Speed, MÁS MOVIDAS Y MÁS LLENAS DE VIDA!). Pero lo que es hoy en día el Black Metal, se ha convertido en una verdadera payasada de adolescentes que sólo saben tocar 1 o 2 notas y dicen por doquier "Satan" y "Maldad"... Sin contar el hecho de que se exceden en maquillaje.

Hoy día, el Black Metal es una payasada, y más aún con esto del "Black Metal Depresivo"... Creo que el nombre lo define todo.