Omegle [chat con extraños]

Sabes ingles??.. Te gusta el misterio??.. Te gusta conocer gente de otros paises??..

Entonces Omegle es para vos, en esta web podes chatear con una persona al azar, uno de los requisitos basicos es saber ingles porq toooooooodos hablan ingles, otra es la de tener paciencia, porque la mayoria con brasileros y se hacen los malitos.. Tampoco falta el yankee que te insulta antes de saludarte....
Pero en fin, a mi la web me gusta y he conocido a una chica de canada que es bien cute (como diria mi amigo hoby defino)...



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@Lagarto_23 +10
jajajaa por dioooo!!!lo que me rei, la puta madree :

Stranger: 18 f brasil before u ask
You: 24 dreams california
You: female?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dreams?
You: yeah
You: i have dreams
You: whater dreams
You: hey!
Stranger: good for you
You: you male?
Stranger: look up
You: i look
You: lol
You: i sea
You: you cant look?
You: look inside you
Stranger: are u retarded?
You: jajajajaja
You: no, soy argentino y no te entiendo una chotaaaaa!!!!
Stranger: jajajajaajjaaja
Stranger: funny
Stranger: por que no me dices asl?
You: jajajajaja no te la puedo creeeeeeer
You: jajajaa, de donde sos, loco
Stranger: yo no hablo espanol, solo portugues
You: esto va para Taringa de cabeeeeeeezaa!!
Stranger: ceus, voce quer falar em outra lingua ok
You: bueeh, chupate un orto , me canse.. decile a ronaldo que se deje de comer tanto la poronga que se va a envidciar
You: nos vimos
Stranger is typing...


QUE GRANDE ESTE RPOGRAMA, LA PUTA MADREEE!!
@nicods +10
Chatee un ratito con un chabon y me harte

43 comentarios - Omegle [chat con extraños]

@nicods +10
Chatee un ratito con un chabon y me harte
@ZeK005
jaja ta piola
@politox23 +1
hace dos horas uqe se conecto y no pasa naranja
@N3C010 +1
BUITRE JEROPA
@eleazaritoo +5
Hablé con uno, me asusté y cerré (?) jajaja
@kaleydos +2
jajaja re loco el chat!
@joaquinfo +1
jaja uno me acaba de poner esto

Stranger: o hot
Stranger: im masterbating



JAJAJAJAJ
@Juli_84 +1
si, estan todos limados!!!!
@mace520 +6
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: terrorist???
Stranger: where?!
You: you?
@Bayerr +1
me dijo qe era santa claus
You: you are gay .
You:
I want a prostitute
Stranger: your gay
Stranger: i love boobies
Stranger: (. ) ( .)
Stranger: oh yeah baby .. shake it ...
@Madera
jaajajajajjaaja
@skywalker1 -2
para mi que es un program que te contesta.
Se me hace que el nombre OMeGle debe venir de OMG..
@Madera
Está RE bueno, me encontré un par de inglesitas que me pasaron msn y facebook
@losde100pre2
mis 10 de hoy

saludos!!!!! y gracais!
@issio +4
Stranger: i'm eating my dog
You: haha
Stranger: he died in the morning
@bajalo +1
jajajajajaja!!!!
issio dijo:Stranger: i'm eating my dog You: haha Stranger: he died in the morning
@Lagarto_23 +10
jajajaa por dioooo!!!lo que me rei, la puta madree :

Stranger: 18 f brasil before u ask
You: 24 dreams california
You: female?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dreams?
You: yeah
You: i have dreams
You: whater dreams
You: hey!
Stranger: good for you
You: you male?
Stranger: look up
You: i look
You: lol
You: i sea
You: you cant look?
You: look inside you
Stranger: are u retarded?
You: jajajajaja
You: no, soy argentino y no te entiendo una chotaaaaa!!!!
Stranger: jajajajaajjaaja
Stranger: funny
Stranger: por que no me dices asl?
You: jajajajaja no te la puedo creeeeeeer
You: jajajaa, de donde sos, loco
Stranger: yo no hablo espanol, solo portugues
You: esto va para Taringa de cabeeeeeeezaa!!
Stranger: ceus, voce quer falar em outra lingua ok
You: bueeh, chupate un orto , me canse.. decile a ronaldo que se deje de comer tanto la poronga que se va a envidciar
You: nos vimos
Stranger is typing...


QUE GRANDE ESTE RPOGRAMA, LA PUTA MADREEE!!
@alantalma +1
Lagarto_23 dijo:jajajaa por dioooo!!!lo que me rei, la puta madree :

Stranger: 18 f brasil before u ask
You: 24 dreams california
You: female?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dreams?
You: yeah
You: i have dreams
You: whater dreams
You: hey!
Stranger: good for you
You: you male?
Stranger: look up
You: i look
You: lol
You: i sea
You: you cant look?
You: look inside you
Stranger: are u retarded?
You: jajajajaja
You: no, soy argentino y no te entiendo una chotaaaaa!!!!
Stranger: jajajajaajjaaja
Stranger: funny
Stranger: por que no me dices asl?
You: jajajajaja no te la puedo creeeeeeer
You: jajajaa, de donde sos, loco
Stranger: yo no hablo espanol, solo portugues
You: esto va para Taringa de cabeeeeeeezaa!!
Stranger: ceus, voce quer falar em outra lingua ok
You: bueeh, chupate un orto , me canse.. decile a ronaldo que se deje de comer tanto la poronga que se va a envidciar
You: nos vimos
Stranger is typing...


QUE GRANDE ESTE RPOGRAMA, LA PUTA MADREEE!!

jajajaja chupate un orto jajjajajaja
@CrAzY_DrUmmEr
me costo un par de intentos saber que carajo era ASL? para los que no saben... es Age, Sex, Location... porque casi todos preguntan...
@CrAzY_DrUmmEr
mierda!!!!!

Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: time flies quick eh?
You: im fine and you?
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg

miren el link....... y justo se me desconecto internet! dios me odia
jajaja
@ShadowAlbert
issio dijo:Stranger: i'm eating my dog
You: haha
Stranger: he died in the morning

jajajajaj este we
Mis peores conversaciones: digo diferentes edades para seguir el rollo jajaja
Stranger: Hey
You: what?
Stranger: dick

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 M México
Stranger: nice
You: u?
Stranger: 15 f us
You: ohh
Stranger: wanna do some sex!!?
You: o_o
You: yes!

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: O
You: ASL?
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck me
Stranger: 23 f
You: o.o!
Stranger: n u
Stranger: mhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh
You: 21 m mexico
Stranger: califonia
You: wanna do some sex?!XD
Stranger: yeaaaaahhhhhhhh
You: ohh
You: xD

You: hi
Stranger: im a bitch!! and my pick: (no les dare el link porque es algo inusual)
You: bitch?!
Stranger: yeah
@___Sy +1
es entretenido!
ASL: AGE SEX LOCATION
@metalocalipsis +3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: NO
Stranger: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stranger: AND DIE
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YOU
@Fede_sc
CrAzY_DrUmmEr dijo:mierda!!!!!

Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: time flies quick eh?
You: im fine and you?
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: what are you doing?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg

miren el link....... y justo se me desconecto internet! dios me odia
jajaja

igual, te re trollearon, esa mina la vi una vez en altapendeja
@M3gaEp1c +4
el 95% muestran la verga
@enzopon
Hacete pasar por una mina
@xluucia
www.omegle.com.ar es argentino verdad?
@matutekpo123 +4
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like argentina.


Stranger: la tengo dura y re caliente
You: Y yo soy hombre .____.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF? JAJAJJAJAJA
@ChicataringaTuck
Sarpadisimo xD recien me queria chamuyar una gordita JAJA
@arkhantos_009
You: hry
Stranger: yes it's me Harry
Stranger: is that you Ron?
You: ooohhh
You: youre a magician
Stranger: no
You: my name is Ron
Stranger: I'm a wizard
You: for real
You: no joking
Stranger: yes I know Ron
Stranger: why the hell did you ditch Hermione and I
Stranger: I told you we're JUST FRIENDS
You: whos Hermione?
Stranger: the girl I'm screwing
Stranger: shit
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: our friend
Stranger: you know her
You: our friend?
You: im not friends with u
Stranger: why ?
You: u fucked my sister
Stranger: I know
Stranger: my bafd
Stranger: bad
You: thats not a bro thing
Stranger: if it's any consolation, she's terrible in bed
Stranger: and probably has gingivitis
Stranger: but so do you
You: dont give details
Stranger: but that's cool
You: go play with ur parents
You: n leave my family alone
Stranger: my parents died
Stranger: the dark lord killed them
Stranger: how could you say that to me
You: because you fucked my sister dude
You: i wont forget nor forgive that
Stranger: I only did it like 7 times
Stranger: forive and forget bro
You: gross
You: no
You: i wont
Stranger: what can I do to make up for this?
Stranger: You can have my invisibility cloak
You: no, you dont kmow where is it
You: youve lost it
Stranger: I'm wearing it right now
Stranger: watching Hermione change.
You: gross
Stranger: whilst omegling ofc
You: thats the girl i like
Stranger: you would not say that if you were here
You: first you fuc my sis
You: n now u do that?
You: harry
Stranger: relax I'm just looking at her in a brotherly way
You: i wont forgive u
Stranger: ok no im not
You: we're done
Stranger: but we need to put our differences aside
Stranger: and fight Voldemort
You: you suck balls to you know who
Stranger: actually that's a good point
Stranger: his balls are probably also horcruxes
You: id rather be friends with Malfoy
Stranger: seriously ?
Stranger: that cut me deep
Stranger: you'd be friends with that pale bastard?
Stranger: well I suppose you're pale too
Stranger: but how could you?
You: the same way youre spying on hermione
You: n fuck my sis
You: n borke my car
You: u do everything wrong
You: everything bad
Stranger: How about we come to a deal. Next time you can spy on Hermione and fuck Ginny as well. That way we'll be eve
You: ur a lame
Stranger: even
Stranger: and I'll throw in a new car.
You: if u can get me Cho
You: we can talk on a deal
Stranger: her? she's so dumb though
You: but shes asian
You: u r my friend
You: and u dont know that i do like asians
You: they are bloody sexy
Stranger: sometimes you creep me out Ron
Stranger: ok I'll have a word with Cho
Stranger: see if she's into gingers
Stranger: if not
Stranger: I'll just curse her into having fun with you
Stranger: deal?
You: done
You: thanks man
Stranger: I'm glad we resolved that. Now get your ginger ass back to the forest. We need to fight Voldy
You: come on
You: you just fixed one thing
You: and now this?
You: i have a broken leg
Stranger: look I can't talk much more. Hermione is calling me to bed and just used Sexio on me
Stranger: so see you when I see you
You: duuuuude
Stranger: what!
Stranger: you got Cho
You: why hermione
You: why she?
Stranger: You can't have both her and Cho
You: but u can have my sis and hermione
You: thats fair
Stranger: she's intelligent and smart bro. And kinda out of your league just get over it
Stranger: Your sister is a weird ginger
You: because ur "the chosen one"
Stranger: and I'm the chosen one
Stranger: yes
You: fuck with that
Stranger: get over it
You: always in your shadow
You: no more
Stranger: but look at it this way
Stranger: you're "the chosen one's best friend"
Stranger: that should get you some witches
You: it isnt fair
You: youre not htat special
Stranger: life isn't fair. You have parents I have nobody
You: you pee on howgarts
You: antil 4th year
Stranger: anyway, can't keep Hermione waiting any longer.
Stranger: bye