Charlie el unicornio 1


link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsp6L-nqOKI



BLUE: Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie wake up.
PINK: Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.
CHARLIE:Oh God you guys. This better be pretty freakin' important. Is the meadow on fire?
BLUE: No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain Charlie.
PINK: Yeah, Charlie, we`re going to Candy Mountain. Come with us Charlie.
BLUE: Yeah Charlie, it`ll be an adventure. We`re going on an adventure Charlie.
CHARLIE: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I`m just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.
BLUE: Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
PINK: Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.
CHARLIE: Please stop bouncing on me.
BLUE: Candy Mountain Charlie.
PINK: Yeah! Candy Mountain!
CHARLIE: Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.
BLUE&PINK: Lalalala, lalalala, lalalala,
CHARLIE: Gah, enough with the singing already.
BLUE: Our first stop is over there, Charlie.
CHARLIE: Oh God, what is that?
BLUE: It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie.
PINK: A magical Liopleurodon.
BLUE: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.
CHARLIE: Alright, guys, you do know that there is no actual Candy Mountain, right?
BLUE: Shun the non-believer.
PINK: Shhhutt
BLUE: Shhhhhuuttt-shuuut
CHARLIE: Yeah.
BLUE: It has spoken.
PINK: It's told us the waaaaay.
CHARLIE: It didn't say anything!
BLUE: It's just over this bridge, Charlie.
PINK: This magical bridge of hope and wonder.
CHARLIE: Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, you guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.
BLUE: Charlie... Charlie~... Charlie~... Cha~~
CHARLIE: I'm right here! What do you want?!
BLUE: We're on a bridge, Charlie.
PINK UNICORN: We're here.
CHARLIE: Well, what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain.
BLUE: {Bailando&cantando} Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness.
PINK: Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
BLUE: Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter.
CHARLIE: Yeah, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.
PINK: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie.
Y: Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joyful and perky merry land. They got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, And so many things that will brighten up your day. It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the mecca of love in the candy cave. They got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats, Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free, So, Charlie, please will you go into the cave?
CHARLIE: All right, fine, I'll go into the freaking candy cave. This had better be good.
{Entra a la montaña de caramelos}
BLUE&PINK: Yeah....
BLUE: Goodbye, Charlie.
PINK: Yeah, goodbye, Charlie. CHARLIE THE UNICORN: Goodbye, what?
CHARLIE : Hey, what's going on here? Hello? Who is that?
CHARLIE THE UNICORN: Oh, God, what happened? Oh, they took my freakin' kidney!


Charlie el unicornio 2


link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtjRnPwY6XI

Blue&Pink: Glub...Glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...glub glub...
Blue: Look over there! It's a coral reef.
Charlie: Oh look, it's you guys...and you're floating.
Blue: Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie.
Pink: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue: Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish!
Pink: Nooo! Fugu!
Charlie: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So, uh... go away. I'm watching TV.
Blue: The vortex is open!
Charlie: Oh god. Okay, what is this?!
Pink: Charlie! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, fugu fish, swim away!
Charlie: Come on now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!
Blue: There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie!
Pink: Fuuuguuuu!
Charlie: Guys? Guuuys? Or girls...I'm, I'm really not sure what you two are.
Blue: Charlie! Charlie, I have the amulet!
Charlie: What amulet?! What's going on?!
Blue: The amulet, Charlie! The magical amulet! Sparkles sparkles!
Pink: Sp! Sparkle!
Charlie: I, I don't understand what you're talking about!
Blue: The amulet... Nyeh! Nyeh!!!
Blue: We did it!
Pink: We got the amulet!
Charlie: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around!
Blue: No, Charlie!
Pink: No!
Blue: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King.
Charlie: Oh, yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not!
Pink: He, he's counting on us, Charlie! ah... *floating*
Blue: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Pink: No! Darkness!
Charlie: Ah! All right, fine! I'll go! I'll go!
Pink and Blue: Yay! (Just Pink) Darkness!
Charlie: What are you two doing?
Charlie: Stop that.
Charlie: Oh, look at that.
Pink and Blue: Z!!!
Blue: The man with the hat sent us!
Pink: He told us many amazing stories!
Pink and Blue: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Charlie: What?
Pink: Tonight we dine on turtles!
Blue: They look good, dhey, Z!
Charlie: Ahh! What did you two do?!
Pink and Blue: Z!!!
Blue: I'm heppy!
Pink and Blue: Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
Charlie: Just keep walking, Charlie, keep walking...
Blue: Hop on board the train, Charlie.
Pink: It's gonna take us to the Banana King.
Charlie: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker.
Blue: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Charlie.
Pink: The Choo Choo Shoe!
Blue: Hurry, Charlie. It's about to leave.
Pink and Blue: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoooooe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shooe shoooooe!
Charlie: Yeah, uh I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk.
Pink: We're here, Charlie!
Blue: The Temple of the Banana King!
Charlie: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home.
Charlie: Who is that?
Charlie: No, no really. You guys see it, right?
Charlie: I gotta be honest. I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something!
Frogrus: Charlie, you look quite down with your big sad eyes and your big sad frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey. Charlie, when your life's a mess, When you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is...Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: A banana in my ear?
Frogrus: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear! It's true.
Charlie: Says who?
Frogrus: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, When in your ear a banana cheers. So go and put a banana in your ear!
Frogrus and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
Frogrus and Bananas: You'll ne'er be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true.
Charlie: Says you.
Frogrus and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year. The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana-
Frogrus: -in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Charlie: Oh, of course, he burst into flames.
Blue: Go fourth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King!
Blue: Charlie! YOU'RE the Banana King!
Charlie: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
Banana: You're the Banana King, Charlie!
Charlie: No! I'm not! That doesn't even make sense!
Blue: All hail the Banana King!
Charlie: I'm not the Banana King!
Blue: You ARE the Banana King!
Charlie: No, NO! I...I...
Bananas: Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
Charlie: I...I AM the Banana King!
Pink and Blue: Yay!
Banana: You ARE the Banana King!
Charlie: I'm the Banana King! Yeah!
Charlie: Heh, hey... Where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!
Charlie: Augh! Okay, that's a sprain.
Charlie: Hello? Hellooo?! Guys, where are you?
Charlie: Argh! You gotta be....Great! They robbed me!
Charlie: Ahh!
Blue: Charlie!
Charlie: What?! What do you want?!

Charlie el unicornio 3


link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJkM15FmyiM

Pink and Blue: Charlieeee.
Charlie: Hello? Is someone there?
Pink and Blue: Charlieeee.
Charlie: What? What do you want?
Pink and Blue:Charlie!
Charlie: Gah! Ah! Give me a heart attack, that's fine!
Blue: We're from the future, Charlie!
Charlie: Oh, I bet.
Pink: The world is in perillll.
Blue: All that is good has been consumed by evil!
Pink: The end is nigh! Nighhh!
Charlie: Yep, so THAT was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Blue: Come with us to the future!
Pink: We need your help to finish our snowman!
Charlie: Snowman? What are you going on about?
Blue: There's no time to explain!
Pink: Grab onto our tongues!
Charlie: How do I-
Blue and Pink: Blehhh!
Charlie: Ohhhh that is so gross!
Blue: Charlie, we're here!
Pink: In the futureee!
Charlie: This looks exactly the same!
Blue: Shhhh, you'll wake the Umu.
Charlie: Umu?
Pink: We need to get to the river
Blue: And we gotta be sneaky.
Pink: We gotta be sneaky, Charlie, sssneaky.
Charlie: Yeah, there's no way I can do that with my legs.
Pink: Oh no! Listen!
Blue: The Umu has awoken! Run!
Charlie: What are you- I don't hear anything!
Blue: Hurry! Look out for the Yomyoms!
Pink: They're everywherrrrrrre!
Charlie: What am I missing here?
Blue: Narshlogs! Coming in from above!
Pink: Evasive maneuvers! Neh! Nyehhh!
Blue: Charlie! Look out for the Bleh-bleh-bleh!
Charlie: Can I go home yet?
Pink: Charlie, get on the duck!
Blue: The Bleh-bleh-bleh are right behind us!
Charlie: I think I'll take my chances with the Oompoos and the Wawas.
Pink: Oh no! A Narshlog has got Charlie!
Blue: Quickly! Grab onto our tongues!
Blue and Pink: Bleh!
Charlie: Oh! Aw, really? Again with the tongues?
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: Hellooo?
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: H-he-hellooo?
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: Helloooooo?
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: H-hello?
Blue: ...Ring, ring.
Charlie: You have a bad connection!
Blue: Time to go down below!
Pink: Into the liquid abyss!
Charlie: Oh my God, hey, hey! I can't swim! Or breathe underwater!
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: Hello?
Charlie: I'm serious, I'm going to drown!
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: Hellooo?
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: Hellooo?
Charlie: What does this have to do with snowmen?
Blue: Ring, ring.
Pink: Helloooblubblubblub
Blue: See, Charlie? Look!
Pink: This is where we've hidden the snowman!
Charlie: Yeah, to save the world, right? I'm not even gonna ask how I'm still alive. 'Cause you know what I think? I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.
Blue: You're like a constant downer, huh?
Pink: To get to the snowman we need to first pass-(camera zooms out to reveal a door standing alone in front of the trio) the Dooooor!
Blue: The Dooooor!
Charlie: The Door?
Pink: Th-the Door!
Charlie: What is the Door?
Blue: The Door is everything!
Pink: All that once was and all that will be!
Blue: The Door controls Time and Space!
Pink: Love and Death!
Blue: The Door can see into your mind!
Pink: The Door can see into your SOUL!
Charlie: Really, th-the Door can do all that?
Pink: Heh, no.
Blue: We're almost there, Charlie. It's right at the end of this-Oh my God it's a whale!
Pink: Nooooo! Whaaaale!
Blue: Just a few more steps and-Oh my God it's a Narwhal!
Pink: Noooo! Narwhaaaaal! Narwhal of deathhhhh! It's gonna kill us!
Blue: It's right up ahead now! You can see the-Oh my God it's a-
Charlie: Stop it! Stop it! I don't care about each and every sea creature you see!
Pink: But, Charlie! They care about you!
Charlie: Oh, no. No! No! Noo!
Goat-seal:When, you're feeling all alone, the world's a drone, and nobody's shown any love to you,
Charlie: I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy.
Goat-seal: When, you're heart is cold as stone, just change your tone, get rid of that groan, and the world will too!
Charlie: Probably gonna go with creepy.
Goat-seal: 'Cause Swordfishes-
Swordfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Jellyfishes-
Jellyfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Starfishes-
Starfish: I LOVE YOU!!
Goat-seal: You know it's true. Catfishes-
Catfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Carpfishes-
Carpfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Blowfishes-
Starfish: STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!
Goat-seal: In the ocean blue!
rap:
Lungfish, Blackfish, Alligator, Icefish. Armourhead, Hammerhead, Anaconda, Flathead, Manta Ray, Sting Ray, Fangtooth Moray, Goblin shark, Grass Carp, Round River Bat Ray., Noodlefish, Hagfish, Man O' War, Ladyfish, Black Eel, Baby seal, Sprat, Koi, Electric Eel, Lamprey, Pejerey, Yellow-edged Moray, Salmon Shark, Sleeper Shark, Featherback and Eagle Ray!
Goat-seal: Well, you can ignore this plea. That's fine with me, But one day you'll see, That my words are true!
Charlie: Please stop singing to me.
Goat-seal: What if, You find that you agree? I garauntee, That you will soon be Feeling the love too!
Charlie: I can't wait.
Goat-seal: 'Cause Swordfishes-
Swordfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Jellyfishes-
Jellyfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Starfishes-
Starfish: I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER!
Goat-seal: You know it's true! Catfishes-
Catfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Carpfishes-
Carpfish: Love you.
Goat-seal: Blowfishes-
Starfish: STARFISH! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!
Goat-seal: In the ocean BLUEEE!
Charlie: Oh, there goes everyone exploding.Oh, hey, look at that. Hey guys! I found the snowman! What did you want me to do? Guys?
Charlie: What the-Oh, sleeping gas! Of course. Why did I expect any different?
Charlie: Uh, oh, oh! Where am I? Hey! What happened to my horn?!
Charlie: Oh! Come on, really! What did that accomplish?! Why would- Oh, look it's my kidney.

OTROS


link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNIdmxxXT8





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