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Las mejores frases de 4x05 "Me and the Devil"

Las mejores frases de 4x05 "Me and the Devil"


Esta especie de excusa "el perro se comio mi tarea" no funciona realmente con los vampiros, porque ellos huelen esa mierda y despues te comen como una tarta
(“This kind of dog-ate-my-homework excuse, it don’t really fly with the vampires because they sniff that s*** and then they eat you like a f***ing pot pie.”) Lafayette a Marnie






Me escuchaste Rene? Aleja tus manos de fantasma de mi bebe!
(“You hear me, Rene? You keep your ghost hands off my baby!”) Arlene a su ex muerto





"Sos incapaz de amar. Estas maldito. No podes ser salvado. Sos una criatura de la muerte y los vivos son solo bueno para una cosa, y no es el amor"
(“You are incapable of love. You are damned. You cannot be saved. You are a creature of death, and the living are only good for one thing, and it is not love.”) Godric a Eric






"Bien, el mundo necesita mas apicultores"
(“Oh good, the world needs more beekeepers.”) Bill a Pam






"Puedo soportar muchas cosas, pero si jodes mi cara, es tiempo de morir"
(“I can put up with a lot, but you f*** with my face, it’s time to die.”) Pam a Bill






"Por mas que lo ame, todas las cosas malas que me pasaron fueron por culpa del sexo"
(“As much as I love it, every bad thing that’s ever happened to me is because of sex.”) Jason a Hoyt






Tal vez Dios me esta castigando por tener demasiado sexo. Como si dijera "Jason te has acostado con demasiadas mujeres, ahora veras si te gusta"
(“Maybe God’s punishing me for having too much sex. You know, He’s like ‘Jason Stackhouse, you have f***ed too many hot women, now let’s see how you like it.’”) Jason a Hoyt






"Los cocodrilos aman los malvaviscos, deberias saber eso"
(“Gators love marshmallows. You should know that.”) Sam a Tommy






"Hay mas en vos que lo peor que se ve. Siempre supe que habia decencia en vos, incluso cuando eras un asno, sarcastico"
(“There’s more to you than your worst self. I always knew there was decency in you, even when you were a smug, sarcastic ass.”) Sookie a Eric






"Los vampiros suelen encontrar ventajoso mantenerse escondidos en las mas poderosas instituciones humanas, y en los 1600, eso era en la Iglesia Catolica. Hoy, como todos saben, son Google y Fox News"
(“Vampires have often found it advantageous to maintain a hidden presence in humanity’s most powerful institutions, and in the 1600s, that was the Catholic church. And today, as you all know, it’s Google and FOX News.”) Bill a los Sheriffs





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