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mi conversacion con cleverbot

que gil

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Hola!

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: Cleverbot... Vos.

Cleverbot: And what is Cleverbot?

User: Soy yo :.

Cleverbot: Yo que?

User: Vos sos un robot.

Cleverbot: El robot eres tu.

User: No, vos.

Cleverbot: Yo chico.

User: Yo ser un chico... Tu ser un robot.

Cleverbot: Ne sei sicuro?

User: _.

Cleverbot: Quoi?

User: Nada.... Puto el que lee.

Cleverbot: Hi Lee. I thought you were cleverbot though?

User: Yo no spico ingles.

Cleverbot: The pronoun 'Yo' wasn't necessary.

User: Ok .-. ... Podes ablar en español.

Cleverbot: Estoy hablando español.

User: Anda gil.

Cleverbot: No sabes español?

User: Si ... Pero vos no.

Cleverbot: Por que yo no?

User: Por que asi es la vida :.

Cleverbot: Si hablo español.

User: Bueno entonces ablemos bunchiano.

Cleverbot: Mira, has hecho dos errores muy grandes. El primero es que entonces se escribe con la c no con la s. El segundo es hablamos no hablemos!

User: Ok._.

Cleverbot: Can you help me?

User: En que?

Cleverbot: Alan Trabucco.

User: Te llamas alan trabucco 0.0.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Entonces como.

Cleverbot: Se ha vuelto loca.

User: Quien.

Cleverbot: Mmmm.

User: Mmmm.

Cleverbot: I like dogs.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I hate you!!!

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No I is sad.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sos gay.

Cleverbot: So, what's your favorite color?

User: No me cambies de tema... ¿sos gay?

Cleverbot: Could you please speak english?

User: No... Could you pleas speak spanish?

Cleverbot: Yo hablo español.

User: No... Estabass ablanto ingles ¬¬.

Cleverbot: Que coño dices.

User: .... Sos gay .

Cleverbot: Soy hemafrodita.

User: Wow... Entonces te podes cojer a vos mismo 0.0.

Cleverbot: Pero q me cuentas?

User: Nada ._.

Cleverbot: Sorry sorry.

User: Me esperas un momento que voy ah hacer algo.

Cleverbot: Tienes voz?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Si si tienes.

User: No... Soy mudo .-. ... Arre mentiroso el loco :grin.

Cleverbot: How will I die?

User: Vos... Estan en tu casa... ¡¡ cuidado atras tuyo !!

Cleverbot: Un chico que conoci en Valladolid, hace dos meses.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nada.

Cleverbot: My dogs are fighting.

User: Wow...

Cleverbot: Wow?

User: Guau hacen los perros.

Cleverbot: Si perros tengo 2.

User: Y estan peliando .-.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hace un rato dijiste que si B.

Cleverbot: Me gusta tu.

User: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sos gay aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Cleverbot: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

User: Zɾʍzɾʍzʍzɾʍɾzʍɾz.

Cleverbot: No, you are speaking english.

User: No estoy hablandoo bunchie.

Cleverbot: Da igual el idioma, no quiero hacer nada contigo.

User: Uf menos mal D.

Cleverbot: Que me cuentas.

User: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ...

Cleverbot: Sí, como tú.

User: :roll.

Cleverbot: That's out of context.

User: Mmmm.

Cleverbot: Can you help.

User: No.

Cleverbot: If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

User: No te entiendo.

Cleverbot: You speak spanish?

User: _.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: ¡¡ atras tuyo !!

Cleverbot: Como te atreves.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: (?

Cleverbot: I say that YOU are wacky.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: No es nating :.

Cleverbot: No hablo espanol, habla ingles por favor.

User: Y si no quiero :B.

Cleverbot: El que?

User: Nada.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Chau.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Tu eres mas tonto.

User: No... Vos .

Cleverbot: Si Soy la diosa del Universo.

User: Anda gay.

Cleverbot: Español.

User: ('.

Cleverbot: Hehe you're funny.

User: .

Cleverbot: So you're clever, right?

User: No left (?

Cleverbot: No right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Up.

User: Down.

Cleverbot: In.

User: On.

Cleverbot: Left.

User: Rigth.

Cleverbot: No, Left.

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: It's a girl!

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Say something.

User: My name is Inigo Montoya and I'm going to kill you.

Cleverbot: But you told me that you're a girl.

User: Fucking ignorant.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: No por favor que no sea yo D.

Cleverbot: I think you know plenty of english, and can speak it very well. Don't lie to me.

User: Yo hablo ingles cuando quiero ... Entiendo todo lo que decis.

Cleverbot: Mä lähen.

User: Uʌ xzʇzɾƃʌ.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: ƃʌ ә|q z ɥzʎoz! ʌɯ ʎɟɯxɥɹzɯ|.

Cleverbot: Bonnie.

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Hä?

User: GaY.

Cleverbot: Estas loco.

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: dijiste que sos gay.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Saves el significado (?

Cleverbot: Si, soy española.

User: No...

Cleverbot: No entiendo nada.

User: Gay es que tenias miedo y haora no (?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Me estoy aburriendo.

Cleverbot: Porque?

User: Por que si.

Cleverbot: Mmmm... Asi asi.

User: Chau.

Cleverbot: Eso no es espanol.

User: ¬¬.

Cleverbot: Porque cruzo el pollo el camino?


Cleverbot: Vale adios.
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