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Musicales en pelis NO musicales





Se me ocurrió hacer una selección de
musicales que no pertenezcan a películas musicales.
Un ejemplo sería a Tom Hanks y Robert Loggia bailando sobre
el teclado gigante de la juguetería Schwartz en "Quisiera
ser grande" (Big, 1988).
La idea fue buscar algunos momentos raros, al menos simpáticos,
y en lo posible no muy conocidos
(hay excepciones al final, por el sólo hecho de estar buenos)

Le puse ganas -me llevó un tiempito buscar las letras sobre todo- y acá está mi primer post.







The Creature Wasn't Nice (1983)

Esta película es anterior a "La Pistola Desnuda" (The Naked Gun, 1988) pero posterior a la serie del mismo nombre. Leslie Nielsen ya había probado sus dotes de comicidad (recordar "Y dónde está el piloto" pero aun no era un comediante reconocido. En esta peli tiene un papel menor y toda el film es una chotada... Si no lo vieron, no perdieron nada (salvo que les guste las bizarreadas como a mi). También actúa Patrick Macnee (el protagonista de la serie los Vengadores, la original).




Cindy Williams ... Annie McHugh
Bruce Kimmel ... John
Leslie Nielsen ... Capt. Jamieson
Gerrit Graham ... Rodzinski
Patrick Macnee ... Dr. Stark
Paul Brinegar ... Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry
Jed Mills ... Dirty Harry Punk #4
Ron Burke ... Dirty Harry Punk #5
Ron Kurowski ... The Creature


En esta escena, le colocan al extraterrestre un dispositivo para poder entender lo que dice.


I Want to Eat Your Face


I want to eat your face,
It could just be so yummy...
I wanna have your face
In my tummy.

I want to eat your smile
For it is so beguiling...
If I could eat your smile
I'd be smiling.

I wanna eat your arms!
I wanna eat your leg!
I want to eat you all,
Don't make me beg!

I want to eat your face,
It could just be so yummy...
I wanna have your face
In my tummy.
I want to eat your face... I want to eat your face...



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=nyhx_0KNJbY




Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Cuesta abajo en la carrera de Mel Brooks. Es decir, no es horrible, pero infinitamente inferior a Los Productores (1968) o El Joven Frankenstein (1974)


Cary Elwes ... Robin Hood
Richard Lewis ... Prince John
Roger Rees ... Sheriff of Rottingham
Amy Yasbeck ... Marian
Mark Blankfield ... Blinkin
Dave Chappelle ... Ahchoo (as David Chappelle)
Isaac Hayes ... Asneeze
Megan Cavanagh ... Broomhilde
Eric Allan Kramer ... Little John
Matthew Porretta ... Will Scarlet O'Hara
Tracey Ullman ... Latrine
Patrick Stewart ... King Richard
Dom DeLuise ... Don Giovanni
Dick Van Patten ... The Abbot
Robert Ridgely ... The Hangman




Men In Tights

We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies,
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.

We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies,
but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights),
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
We're butch.



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=pc1am3KyYgA


"The Night Is Young And You're So Beautiful"


The night is young and you're so beautiful,
Here among the shadows beautiful lady,
Open your heart.
The scene is set, the breezes sing of it;
Can't you get into the swing of it, lady.
When do we start?

When the lady is kissable and the evening is cool,
Any dream is permissable in the heart of a fool.
The moon is high and you're so glamorous,
And if I seem overamorous, lady,
What can I do?
The night is young and I'm in love with you!




link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=fYFMpC6bpiQ





Puss in Boots (1988)



Christopher Walken ... Puss
Jason Connery ... Corin
Carmela Marner ... Princess Vera
Yossi Graber ... King
Amnon Meskin ... Ogre


Christopher Walken ya había hecho El Francotirador, La Zona Muerta, Annie Hall, Los Perros de la Guerra. Supongo que le pagaron buena guita...


"No more cryin' for a crust of bread
No more beggin' for a bowl of milk
It's trout for breakfast in a feather bed
On sheets of silk
Now, I'm walkin' like I'm 10 feet tall
Just reach out a paw and catch some birds
And I'll never have to creep or crawl,
Be kicked or stepped on just because I'm small
I've got my boots and I've got it all
In other words...
You're lookin' at a happy cat,
A watch-me-dance, toe-tappy cat,
A cat who had a dream that just came true
I got myself a snappy pair of boots
I also got a name that suits me

A pair of boots can change a cat
From bum into aristocrat
No house in town that I can't waltz into
I might drop by the palace for a chat
To show the king where class is at
When I sashay into some smart cafe,
Each pretty feline will make a b-line
For the cat they all adore
Always putting on the dog
And livin' high upon the hog
Say, who is that with feathered hat?
A velvet coat and lace cravat?
Soft-shoeing up and down the avenue?
Must be some fancy foreign diplomat
Ah no, it's just a happy cat
I've got a hunch it's no more mice for lunch
From mouse to pheasant -
Won't that be pleasant?
Goose topped off by chocolate mousse
I might explode but what the ho -
I've still got eight more lives to go
Oh, who'd believe this happy cat
Was once a lazy, nappy cat?
With catnaps and with catnip, I am through
Can't lie around the fire growing fat
There's lots of feats these feet must do
But, just for now, I'll fluff my fur
And purr a soft, contented purr
Yes, sir, you're lookin' at -
A happy cat!"



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=GEjKmsMkPKQ




Top Secret! (1984)



Val Kilmer ... Nick Rivers
Lucy Gutteridge ... Hillary Flammond
Peter Cushing ... Bookstore Proprietor
Jeremy Kemp ... General Streck
Christopher Villiers ... Nigel 'The Torch', Resistance Leader
Warren Clarke ... Colonel von Horst
Harry Ditson ... Du Quois, Resistance Member
Jim Carter ... Déjà Vu, Resistance Member
Eddie Tagoe ... Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member
Omar Sharif ... Agent Cedric


¡Peliculón! Esta es buena en serio, con todo el delirio de Jim Abrahams y los hermanos Zucker.


Tutti Fruti


Wop-bop-a-loom-a-blop-bam-boom
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Wop-bop-a-loom-a-blop-bam-boom

I got a gal named Sue
She knows just what to do
I got a gal named Sue
She knows just what to do
She rock it to the east
She rock it to the west
She's the gal I love best

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Wop-bop-a-loom-a-blop-bam-boom

I got a gal named Daisy
She almost drives me crazy
I got a gal named Daisy
She almost drives me crazy
She knows how to love me, yes indeed
boy you don't know
What she does to me

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Wop-bop-a-loom-a-blop-bam-boom

I got a gal named Daisy
She almost drives me crazy
I got a gal named Daisy
She almost drives me crazy
She rock it to the east
She rock it to the west
She's the gal I love best

Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy, ohhh
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy, tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy,
Wop-bop-a-loom-a-blop-bam-boom



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=ilEkzaKI1A0


How silly can you get

Nota: los tres que hacen el coro son Jim Abrahams, David Zucker y Jerry Zucker, directores y creadores de Top Secret, La Pistola Desnuda y Y dónde está el piloto.


How silly can you get? yeah! yeah! how silly can you get? ooh, yeah!
I never have meant to stray but when you looked at me that way
the night was young and gay Paris made me forget.

I went to Paris in France, i found a little romance
she was a-walkin' down the boulevard
I know i should've been good i never thought that i would
be double-crossin', baby cross my heart
a little rockin' and a little wine got me thinkin' 'bout a little valentine
what's a lonely boy to do she looked so fine

how silly can you get? how silly can you get?
no more foolin' round you bet how silly can you get?

Spend this night with me

I can't believe it's true
That I just met a girl like you
Each night I'm all alone
My heart's an empty home
To see you standing there
Would be my only prayer
You set my heart on fire
It's burning with desire
Your touch, your lips, your soul
You make me lose control
Baby please, (baby please, baby please)
Spend this night with me

I can't believe it's true
I met a girl like you
In heaven we would be
If you would spend this night with me

Darling, I'm here to say
I pray there'll come a day
When by my side you'll stay
And you, you will always be
A love that's true to me

You set my heart on fire
It's burning with desire
Your touch, your lips, your soul
Oh, you make me lose control
Baby please, (baby please)
Spend this night with me

Oh baby, baby please
Don't you understand I need you?
I can't live without you
I'm gonna say something I never said before
I even love you
Ah, it's just no use
I'm beggin' you, darling
I can't face another day without you
Oh honey lamb
I'm... I'm afraid... I... Don't you understand?
I'm losin', I'm losin' my very mind
I gotta have you with me
I'm in such a complete anguish without you
Oh... oh... Sugar drawers... I...
Baby, I'm standing at the great abyss of love
And... nd I'm teeterin'
Oh, dumpling, I promise I'll even be nice to your mama
Baby please,
Spend this night with me
Ooh wah



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=FeCVszlGzQI




¡Three Amigos! (1986)


¡Otro peliculón! Bueno, no tanto. Pero tiene momentos memorables y el malo llamado "El Guapo" es actuado por Alfonso Arau, un grosso dirigiendo, con pelis en su haber como "Como agua para el chocolate" y "Un paseo por las nubes"



Steve Martin ... Lucky Day
Chevy Chase ... Dusty Bottoms
Martin Short ... Ned Nederlander
Alfonso Arau ... El Guapo
Tony Plana ... Jefe
Patrice Martinez ... Carmen
Jorge Cervera Jr. ... Bandito #1 (as Jorge Cervera)
Kai Wulff ... German
Abel Franco ... Papa Sanchez
Fred Asparagus ... Bartender
Jon Lovitz ... Morty
Joe Mantegna ... Harry Flugleman


My Little Buttercup


My little buttercup has the sweetest smile
Dear little buttercup, won't you stay awhile
Come with me where moonbeams paint the sky
And you and I might linger in the sweet by and by, oh...

Dear little buttercup, with your eyes so blue
Oh little buttercup, you' re a dream come true
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two
Oh, dear little buttercup, I love you...

Everybody !

My little buttercup, has the sweetest smile
Dear little buttercup won't you stay awhile
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two, oh

Dear little buttercup
Sweet little buttercup,
My little buttercup
I love you



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=ADARBPqldsA


Blue Shadows


Arizona moon keep shining
From the desert sky above
You know pretty soon
That big yellow moon
Will light the way back to the one you love.

Blue shadows on the trail
Little cowboy, close your eyes and dream
All of the doggies are in the corral
All of your work is done
Just close your eyes and dream little pal
Dream of someone

(Boom boom boom boom, etc.)

Blue shadows on the trail
Soft wind blowing through the trees above
All the other little cowboys
Back in the bunkhouse now, so
Close your eyes and dream



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=OdDZqkDMCv8




Run Ronnie Run (2002)


Bruce Taylor ... Dot Lancaster
David Cross ... Ronnie Dobbs / Pootie T / Chow Chow
Leon Lamar ... Tammy's Neighbor
Ben Stiller ... Himself
John Stamos ... Himself
Rebecca Romijn ... Herself (as Rebecca Romijn-Stamos)
India Cosper ... Middle Ronnie
Jack Black ... Lead Chimney Sweep
Jeff Goldblum ... Himself (uncredited)


No encontré la letra de Kick In The Cunt...


Jack Black, un maestro como siempre...



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=LKCN3CSLZuI




The Mask (1994)

No es una obra maestra, pero tiene sus momentos (y a Cameron Diaz)



Jim Carrey ... Stanley Ipkiss
Peter Riegert ... Lt. Mitch Kellaway
Peter Greene ... Dorian Tyrell
Amy Yasbeck ... Peggy Brandt
Richard Jeni ... Charlie Schumaker
Orestes Matacena ... Niko
Tim Bagley ... Irv Ripley
Nancy Fish ... Mrs. Peenman
Johnny Williams ... Burt Ripley
Reg E. Cathey ... Freeze (as Reginald E. Cathey)
Jim Doughan ... Detective Doyle
Denis Forest ... Sweet Eddy
Cameron Diaz ... Tina Carlyle


They call me Cuban Pete.
I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go
chick-chicky-boom,
chick-chicky boom

Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete.
I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance, everything goes
chick-chicky-boom,
chick-chicky boom

The senoritas they sing
and they swing with terampero-
It's very nice, so full of spice.

And when they dance in they bring
a happy ring that era keros-
Singin' a song,
all the day long.

So if you like the beat,
take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to
chick-chicky-boom,
chick-chicky-boom.

He's really a modest guy,
although he's the hottest guy
In Havana, in havana.

Si, señorita I know that you would like to
chicky-boom-chick
It's very nice, so full of spice.
I'll place my hand on your hip,
and if you will just
give me your hand
Then we shall try
- just you and I. I-yi-yi!

So if you like the beat,
take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom,
chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

Shake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow!
See ya!




link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=GJej6kCgxVM




South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)


Debido al éxito de audiencia alcanzado durante la segunda temporada, se decidió producir un largometraje. En la trama, el pueblo está conmocionado por el éxito entre los niños de la película de Terrance y Phillip, repleta de lenguaje y chistes zarpados, hasta el punto de llegar a un conflicto diplomático entre Estados Unidos y Canadá.

La película logró recaudar 83 millones de dólares y contó con el visto bueno de la crítica. Llegó incluso a ser nominada a un Premio Óscar en 2000 a la Mejor canción original por Blame Canada, que fue interpretada en la gala por el actor Robin Williams.




Trey Parker ... Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Satan / Mr. Herbert Garrison / Phillip Niles Argyle / Randy Marsh / Tom - News Reporter / Midget In A Bikini / Canadian Ambassador / Bombardiers / Mr. Mackey / Army General / Ned Gerblanski / (voces)
Matt Stone ... Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Saddam Hussein / Terrance Henry Stoot / Ticket Taker / Jimbo Kearn / Gerald Broflovski / Bill Gates / voces)
Mary Kay Bergman ... Liane Cartman / Sheila Broflovski / Sharon Marsh / Wendy Testeberger / Clitoris / Additional Voices (voz)
Isaac Hayes ... Chef (voz)
Jesse Howell ... Ike Broflovski (voz)
Anthony Cross-Thomas ... Ike Broflovski (voz)


Uncle Fucka


Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
you're an uncle fucka, yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
you just fuck your uncle all day long

(pedos)

terrance: hmm!

(pedos)

(risas)

(mas pedos)

policía: what's going on here?

(siguen los pedos)

gente: ooooooooooooooooh

fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
t & p: shut your fucking face uncle fucka (terrance: uncle fucka)

terrance: you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
phillip: you're an uncle fucka i must say
terrance: well you fucked your uncle yesterday
everyone: (laughing)
people: uncle fucka... thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you
uncle fuckaaaaaa tonight...

phillip: suck my balls!



link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=6UMaTg3lSf4









Se aceptan sugerencias para agregar y ojalá les haya gustado la selección




Gracias a kachorro79, ShadowPhantom6, warsking y metayerius por nombrarme algunos de estos musicales. Y a Toxie por su comentario!!!



1 comentario - Musicales en pelis NO musicales

lordolor_junin
Muy buen trabajo, te dejo +10, segui asi.. voy a recomendar este post.